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Good thing I brought my San Fransisco slippers, because we'll be working on our knees all day.
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When one's partner inserts a straw in the others anus, then simply slurps out the juice contained inside.
Dude my girlfriend gave me a San Jose slurpee at halftime during my lax and then yacked all over me . It was so rad.
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In the same family as Superman Dat Ho (See "Superman Dat Ho"), The San Diego Chicken occurs when a male ejaculates a large amount of sperm (or "liquid love" or "baby batter" as my brother from another mother calls it) on the back of his girl. Then at some point, later, awake or asleep, the male takes a feather pillow and pummels his girl. The pillow burst open and your girl is feathered.
The other night I came all over my girls back. After she fell asleep I hit her with a feather pillow and it burst open. In the morning she was covered in feathers. She look like the San Diego Chicken walking out of the bedroom.
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A City 60 miles south of Los Angeles that used to be peaceful back in the day. Its crime has climbed since then thanks to illegal immigration. Racial Makeup of city is 65 Percent Hispanic, 1 percent black and 33 percent white. Stay away from the La Zanja Neighborhood after 6pm. You will get jumped and or shot. A good City to Buy Meth or Other Drugs/illegal things. Anything On the East Side is good and middle class. West of Camino On the Railroad Tracks means trouble. Don't EVER Drift into that part of town after night unless you want to get jumped. South Side and Downtown are peaceful for the most part and you may run into the occasional cool homeless person that will buy you beer! A Small city of 30,000 people but varies greatly depending on which part your in! And Lets not Forget the Multi Million dollar mansions up in the hills that are targets of home invasion robberies.
Hey man i was in west san juan capistrano last night and Got jumped by the san juan crips at night on La Zanja by the train tracks. Then i went back to my crib in irvine where its safe and full of richies!
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The San Diego Sunrise is a sexual act involving a male and a female. The male (naked) stands proud atop an elevated piece of land, hand at his hip his long erect shaft sways elegantly in the wind. Hair blowing, the male reaches down and places (with authority), his penis into the mouth of the female (see knob-schlob). Being the man he is, the male lights a joint, inhaling the smoke and blowing it frequently onto the female. As the sun begins to rise casting a silhouette of the two, the male takes one final hit. After he has finished, the male exhales an extremely large cloud of smoke which surrounds both himself and the female. The female coughs than hears a few faint words muttered in her ear: "When there's magic in the air, someone always has to disappear". When the smoke finally clears the male is gone, leaving nothing but the remains of a charred filter left glowing in the sunlight.
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Dave gave Claire the San Diego Sunrise and she hasn't been the same since.
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Guy A: Man, you know that Amanda chick with the massive fuckin' tits?
Guy B: Oh yeah man, that shit is tasty.
Guy A: I gave her a San Diego Sunrise yesterday.
Guy B: Man no way, she must've been pissed.
Guy A: Yeah the look on her face was fuckin' priceless when she realized I had her clothes and car.
Guy B: You're too cool for school Guy A!
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Decent hockey team that has about a 1 to 100 shot ratio for scoring as they have no coordination and believe in quantity of shots over quality.
Hockey fan: San Jose Sharks can't shoot worth a damn!
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When the male places sand in the women's vagina and she queefs it out.
Did you hear that Tyler gave Carli a San Francisco Sandwedge?
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