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To high five yourself by tagging your hand with the other.
Man I just pulled that gorgeous chick over there! Self high five!
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An Indian person who is dissatisfied with their ancestry.
c.f. Self-hating Jew.
Indian Person: Fuck off, I don't speak Curry!
Other: Oh, you're one of those self-hating currys
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A dumb ass who took a buzzfeed test and it said they have ADHD, and now uses it for ever excuse in the world.
Me: Are you focused?
Them: OMG! I’m so sorry, It’s just my ADHD LOL!
Me: Do you actually have ADHD, like went to a doctor?
Them: No, I took a quiz and It said I have ADHD
Me: Jesus, you’re a dumb ass, That’s just Self Diagnosed ADHD.
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An affliction which causes people to think they are way hotter than they really are. This affliction often leads to heinous wardrobe choices and/or embarrassing behavior.
Look at that girl strutting around in her three-sizes-too-small jeans with her muffin top hanging out! She totally suffers from high self esteem.
Did you hear that loser down the hall asked out the hot girl next door? He better check his high self esteem before her boyfriend kicks his ass!
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Asking someone to die in a way of programming.
I hope you commit self deletus, Jim.
Usually said after relaying a chain of events to make them sound more interesting.
"Then I went to the computer and logged onto Facebook, and I suddenly spontaneously self-combusted."
Appreciate yourself dont give 2 fucks about what anyone says or do because you're beautiful/handsome and sweet and kind fuck everyone else's opinion bitch do you and keep on popping fuck them haters
Keep doing you bitch its self appreciation day