Quran for Sleeping

Quran for sleeping is a video on youtube where it makes you think it’s just someone reading a book, but it’s not it’s black magic , the video was on Youtube but it is no longer available as far as I know.

Sammythedeer1: “Hey you should try this video on youtube called Quran for Sleeping”

Mattymcmatmat: “Ok I will when i’m bout to sleep.”

*puts on quran for sleep*

*Wakes up*

Mattymcmatmat: “Why do I hear someone knocking on my door?”

*Opens door”

Sammythedeer1: “L BOZO + RATIO YOU FELL FOR BLACK MAGIC N-“

*slams door*

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bank sleep

1. to sleep for long periods of time (or to nap throughout the day) so as to gain more rest. It is useful when you know you will be experiencing sleep deprivation in the near future.

2. to add to your sleep credit so you can be awake longer periods of time.

3. "...you can bank sleep in advance. Her study showed that people who built up a ‘credit’ of extra sleep by sleeping more every night for a week before being deprived of sleep suffered fewer ill effects of sleep deprivation (Claudia Hammond, BBC).

"John knew that he would be pulling an all nighter Thursday so he decided to bank sleep Wednesday."

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Blink Sleep

The Act of blinking, but in the process falling asleep when your eyes shut and startling yourself awake when they open. All in the timespan of a blink.

Guy 1: Want to stay up tonight?

Guy 2: No i don't want to blink sleep driving home.

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sleep spooning

not quite spooning. this spooning is done alone.

when youre sleeping alone and lie like youre spooning someone.

i didnt get laid last night, but thats ok, i just sleep spooned the air
sleep spooning, wooo

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Sleep Talker

A sexual act where-by the male forces his erect penis into the females mouth while she sleeps, thus making her sleepy sighs sound muffeled and distorted.

Bill couldn't hide his guilt as he heard Sally sleep talk.

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don’t sleep on it

To make a decision early, before sleeping, therefore meaning it stays in your head.

Your idea is amazing, don’t sleep on it

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sleep monkey

slut. and or sluttish person. a person who is entirely TOO permiscuous or wants to do something dirty all the time.

some one with a naked picture of themselves as their profile picture and friend requests you. Even if they dont know you. sleep monkey.

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