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Like the friend zone, but banned to social media contact.
Credit due to Kaylynn and Marcus.
"I like you as a broadcaster and nothing else"
"Bro, you just got social zoned"
A social Nancy is a negative online Nancy.
A person who doesn't necessarily post negative things often. A person who scrolls past your positive or normal posts, always. But reacts to posts they choose to be negative and accuse you of being miserable and wrong.
Negative online Nancy's choose to ONLY give your social media account attention; likes and comments- when it's negative because it serves them a purpose to preach and be "right".
"I didn't even know you were on my friends list because of how you never like or comment on any of my posts. You're being a Social Nancy right now tho."
someone who smokes infront of groups of people and/or posts pictures of their cigarettes on social media such as snapchat/Instagram stories. Only smoke so people KNOW that they smoke. Only smoke for attention.
Jordan: here comes Ciara with her fake fags
Ashley: did you see her stories last night? Pictures of here fags every other snap
Jordan: she’s such a social smoker,it does my head in
Ciara *lights up cigarette(fag) and puffs a drag without taking it down*
Ashley: and she doesn’t take it down, socialsmokers like that proper piss me off
A individual that needs to be a part of every conversation and causes pain to the other members in the discussion. Also known as an attention seeker and won't shut up.
Here comes the social wasp to hurt our conversation and mood. Let's run.
A social owl is a person who is dead during the day, but at night they go out for almost any occasion.
A: hey wanna gab some lunch?
Social owl: nah I dont feel like it
A: wanna go driking after my dogs bithday dinner?
Social owl: YES
The opposite of social climbing, when a person of privilege "let's themself go" to attain gravitas and attention.
(Reverse aspiration)
Pete Doherty maintains notorioty by continuing his trademark social abseiling .
Texting your mother in law about your day while her son rails you up the ass!
your mom pissed me off today! socializing in reverse tonight?