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The Squirrel Method is a technique where one takes advantage of the Rigor mortis Phenomenon by killing a squirrel, inerting their penis into said squirrel, and waiting for its muscles to stiffen creating a “personalized squirrel” that fits the users penis perfectly.
Joe: did you use the squirrel method bro?
Bobby: i did it was so tight
A voluminous or very large Book.
Peter F Hamilton writes exclusively squirrel killers.
Act of injuring oneself while having sex.
Bob had a bad limp, possible caused by squirrel tricking that nasty broad last night.
Jane watched Frank Longdick toss a squirrel through it on the adult film.
A college aged to mid twenties girl who posts sexy instagram mirror selfies, goes out with "The Squad" 4 nights a week and survives solely off drinks and meals bought by tipsy, love-drunk onlookers.
(person 1) The Glitter Squirrels wanna go out tonight, you in?
(person 2) So we can go to the country bar while they blackout on fireball shots from local off-duty police officers? Nah I'm good.
(person 1) Damn glitter squirrels.
The hottest of days in the humid summer of Tulsa Oklahoma.
It's as hot as two squirrels screwing in a wool sock outside