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When you know you won't make it in a video game , you intentionally lose your last life to die in a dignified manner.
Jim: OMG , you lost that last part !
Jimmy: Nah, twas video game suicide
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Alt Suicide Holiday or (ASH) is a website currently "frozen" pfft (yeah as if).
Nowerdays, you can find the Nice people from ASH taking a different approach at ABSB
(Google it,Kiddies..If you're feeling a little...blue)
:)
Since 1987, ASH has brought the misguided, attention-seeking youth of the world advice,tips and even diagrams to help them on their quest to inevitable eternal damnation/suicide.
Originally founded in America (Hence the name 'Alt Suicide Holiday'..as in Alternative summer holiday activities..such as...killing yourself)
Mother of suicide 'victim': "MY DAUGHTER KILLED HERSELF,I BLAME THE Alternative Suicide Holiday WEBSITE, AS APOSED TO MY OWN SHORT-COMINGS AS A MOTHER,I'M GOING TO SUE YOU ASH!!!"
Respectable bystander:"Funny how the thousand+ a day hits ASH/ABSB gets, only like, what,3 or something kids who commited suicide even had records of visiting the website in their computer'
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A normal bag of nachos used for the specific purpose of coaxing Trailer Trash into committing suicide.
Person: I'll give you these nachos if you'll kill yourself.
Trailer Trash: OKAY!
(Trailer Trash commits suicide)
Person: I can use the same nachos for the next person. Sweet! Reusable Suicide Nachos!
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When a male or female is under the process of masturbation and they call their parents in and try to finish before their parents come in.
Dude last night I tried the suicide walk and I failed.
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When a female is so Thicc makes you want to kill your
self
That bitch was suicide Thicc son
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National Suicide Day is celebrated by encouraging larger groups of people to commit suicide, before you commit suicide yourself.
Hey man what day is it?
- It's National Suicide Day!
Oh damn, when you plan on doing it?
- Later today.
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