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A high class box social when each attendent brings their best Mom to the party to be examined, heartfully chatted about or discouraged.
This weekends "Mom Party" is about to be off the chains.
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A womans so breasts are so saggy when she walks she hits them with her knees
i saw a brode walking across the lawn i thought she was a soccer mom player she was kicking her tits around.
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The mother of your child
I'm goin to my baby moms house tounight
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Ones female parental figure, oftentimes the target of puns.
Your mama so stupid that she threw a rock at the ground, and missed!
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1. A hot milf
2. A fine piece of ass
3. My fucktoy
Take it all bitch in the ass! ya thats right! woohoo!
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1. The woman who gave birth to you and/or raised you.
2. An all-purpose insult, used to end a conversation, cover for the fact that you can't think of a witty comeback, or pwn somebody. When used in this sense, the implication is that your mom is sexually promiscuous, of below-average intelligence, grossly overweight, or any combination thereof. Does not necessarily have to make a lot of sense, e.g. 'Your mom goes to college!'
3. A ho.
Dick: '...therefore, your argument can be proven irrefutably incorrect.'
Jane: 'Your mom!'
Jane: 'Ew, this pizza tastes weird.'
Dick: 'Your mom tastes weird.'
Dick: 'Where's the remote control?'
Jane: 'I left it in your mom.'
Stephen Hawking: 'The whole history of science has been the gradual realization that events do not happen in an arbitrary manner, but that they reflect a certain underlying order.'
Dick and Jane: 'Your mom doesn't happen in an arbitrary manner!'
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