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To be interrupted in the act of performing cunnilingus on a frenchwomanin the lobby of your apartment by your housemate, ideally whilst wearing a waistcoat.
Dude, you take a knee like a pro. That shit cracked me up. You Bruce Forsythed that frenchie good.
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A less formal way of saying. "Take it to heart" or "Take it seriously"
Dude! I didn't mean it that way. Don't take it to the nipple.
Don't say things like that. He'll take it to the nipple.
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The phrase "take on me" is nonsense verse that was written to sound cool. It's really just a grammatically incorrect version of "take me on". A-Ha repeating themselves in order to have catchier lyrics.
I have nothing clever for the chorus, so...."Take on me!"
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When a male or female prostitute negotiate a sex act by offering not to use protection. A male John will climax inside of the prostitute for a higher premium. Example " I will take your hot for fifty or put on a jimmy for thirty."
I met a hot chick at the bar and took her home. I said I would use a condom, she was so drunk she just kept "taking hot" without a clue
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the fine art of snorting cocaine
well we got the bag you tring to take one? you dont got me
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