Kevin Spacey Bacon

When you confuse one actor for another by face or name.

A universal name used to replace any other actors name when you can't remember who played a part.

-Kevin Spacey Bacon is my favorite American actor.

-I can't remember who played opposite Natalie Portman, some Kevin Spacey Bacon.

bacon ballsack burger

A shitty burger you get from Mcdonalds that nothing was made right but the bacon

Man I asked for the big mac but you gave me a bacon ballsack burger what the hell.

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What's shakin bacon?

What's going on?

"What's shakin bacon?" "Nothin much"

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bring home the bacon

supply means of subsistence; earn a living; attain success or reach a desired goal.

"Women nowadays not only take care of the household but also bring home the bacon"

"Keith brings the bacon home with an amazing goal to win the game"

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Jar of Bacon Grease

A jar, can or tube of lubricant used for vaginal or anal sexual intercourse.

Honey, I am just too dry tonight. You won't be able to pound my va jay jay like normal. Don't worry, I got a Jar of Bacon Grease in the nightstand. Now drop them panties and bend over and crack me a smile.

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Loose Bacon Strips

1. Floppy, saggy and/or stretched out pussy lips. Often the result of child birth, but mostly linked to being a "fuck em all" whore.

2. A vertically challenged vagina. Resembles salt water taffy in a folding machine

1. Gina is such a slampig. She must really have some loose bacon strips.

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big mac bacon

Not a big mac, ruined by bacon

person 1: Hey you seen that new big mac
person 2: What the one with bacon?
person 1: Yeah
person 2: That is not a big mac the structural integrity has been ruined by the bacon and now there is a squashed burger... with bacon... and sauce
person 1: so a big mac bacon?