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Means to get stoned and smoke till you throw up.
what's up dude "Blow that shit"
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cut the cheese, fart, floating a biscuit
You better check your underwear after you blow dirt.
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It Is When You're Mouth Goes On A Male's Penis, Otherwise Known As A Form Of Oral Sex....
Before You Consider It.
Why Don't You Picture Drinking His Urine
Or Perhaps Eating Your Unborn Children With A Spoon Like Yogurt...
Does It Taste Good Now?
Hoe: I Give A Blow Job For 20
You: Bro...He Sits In His Room Jacking Off With Hands That Have Been Who Knows Where, And Then He Pees Out Of It...And On Top Of That, Sperm Come Out When He Cums! And You Sit Here Lickin It All Up. Yeah...Sounds GREAT To Me!
Hoe: Bitch! 20 Bucks Is 20 Bucks!
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when one loads their ass full of water with a garden hose and fiercely lets it release.
Howie got kicked out of the fire department for shooting blow monkeys on multiple occasions.
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When performing oral sex all while unknowingly having the disorder "human seminal plasma hypersensitivity", your throat suddenly closes and you can no longer breath causing you to die. Death Blow.
Human Seminal Plasma Hypersensitivity:
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My girlfriend was giving me oral and then all of a sudden started suffocating and died, little did I know she would suffer a death blow. If only I had known she had the human seminal plasma hypersensitivity disorder.
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1.You lay down in a pile of cocaine and spread and close your legs while flapping your arms. once you get up it looks like an angel.
2.When your so fucked up on coke that you get "silly" that you lay on the floor and spread and close your legs while flapping your arms.
1. dude we had so much coke that we made blow angels. we didn't really think it through though. we had to snort it off the carpet.
2. It was Billy Welsh's first time doing coke. he was so fucked up he was doing blow angels
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when a boy and a girl are fucking and then she says ooh la la and then her ex boyfriend walks in and starts blowing the other boy
ooh la la tony!!!
I could really use a blow jizzle right now
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