Giving the Dirt Worm a Massage

When you have anal intercourse with another person and the anus prolapses, you then stroke the anus, resembling a massage.

What are you doing, John?
Giving the dirt worm a massage, David.

tongue punching the dirt star

pretty much what it sounds like

sticking your tongue deep into someones asshole (dirt star)

man, john sure tongue punched sally's dirt star last night, she was alking funny this morning

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drop your bucket in the dirt

Another definition for anal sex

Pat really likes when you drop your bucket in the dirt.

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Up the dirt road

The act of fucking someone in the ass. Usually done before he/she has an enema.

That bitch is so nasty, she polished my pole AFTER I went up the dirt road.

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red dirt road

when a man and a woman have sex and the woman is on her period, the man pops her cherry and then starts having anal sex with the woman.

Jim: "hey, me and my girlfriend took the red dirt road last night"
Fred: "yeah man, when the red river flows, take the dirt road home"

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Dirt Off Ya Shoulder

To step up. The origin of this term comes from a story in which a donkey falls into a well and cannot get out. The farmer tries to get the donkey out by rope, unsuccessful in his attempt. He decides, instead, to just give up and bury the donkey in the well. As the farmer begins filling the hole with dirt, the donkey becomes depressed, realizing that all of the dirt on his shoulders and back were going to eventually bury him. He then thought of an idea: I can just shake it off and step up. Therefore, he could just die by doing nothing and getting buried, or shake the dirt off his shoulders and step up to the occasion.

Dont let it get your down hommie , brush that dirt off ya shoulder.

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dirt lip

A mustasche that is really big, and thick. Looks upkept & the hairs are so long that they are curiling under the lip.

That guy has a dirt lip, keep it trimmed for petes sake

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