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Goblin Defense

"The Goblin Defense" is a legal term popularized by the streamer / youtuber vash. This legal term is Used when someone is accused of being a pedophile such as vash, and his legal counter argument to it is. I thought they were short stacks Like how goblins are drawn in porn.

"The vibe that I got was like short stack thick Kind of thing you know what I mean uh Like the way uh like goblins get drawn in porn" aka the Goblin Defense

by Thelegalturkey February 12, 2024


The Goon Goblin

Drew mike the goon of the century. Drew mike is the most goon person of all time. Potentially going down in history books as The goon goblin. Goon meaning A person with poor social skills and a limited abillity to interact with other people. Someone you would rather not have to spend any length of time with.

Awh man I wanted to hangout with my friends but the goon goblin struck

by Goon exterminator April 20, 2024


Pizza Goblin

A thick-bodied fat fuck with general disregard for healthy dietary habits, coupled with a depressively sullen mental disposition, ultimately doomed to live out their days in their parent’s basement having not learned any skill nor making any distinct directional choices in life.

Look at this basement dwelling fuck, must be a Pizza Goblin.

When he runs out of his own tears to masturbate with, he’ll utilize the grease on his forehead as a quick replacement, fucking Pizza Goblin.

by Sors_Salutis August 8, 2021


hogs goblin

Something that is bad. Some could say hogs goblin could be defined as the worst. This definition was derived from working at KFC as it is the worst place to work.

E.g. "Working at KFC is the hogs goblin"

by Thanks for playing June 27, 2015


Grease goblin

A grease goblin a person who doesn't shower and watches Hazbin hotel and my hero academia role play

Oh my fucking God Charlie is a total "grease goblin"

by Goober the goofy May 25, 2024


Goblins Threesome

A sex act in which involved three men fucking in braid train/human centipede formation. This is often performed in the underground goblin community, where members participate in goblin activity.

Dude, did you hear Sebastian had a Goblins Threesome last night? He was in the middle, a perfect Kentucky sandwich!

by MexicanBoi13 April 19, 2023


cock goblins

a horrible species that can only properly be taken care of via ak-47 model 56

those damn cock goblins are back

by beddsy January 31, 2021