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One the most sexy people on the solar system of the milky way. His body features include tall 5'9" a vary nice six pack not vary tanned and has the most mezmorizing hair in the galaxy. Has his way with ladys. he made one mistake in his life and that is not to be spoken of but is to be refured to as the yellow accident.
Girl: Man that guy at the party last night was such a Henry Harrickey!
Guy: I know but i didnt see him the rest of the night...
Girl: Man i wish he would have taken me instead of her!
Probably the nicest person you will ever meet to be honest. If you ever see him you will fall instantly in love.
"Hey is that the hotty named Henry McCracken?"
Fat, overweight, abnormally large, obese chubby, plump, enormous, extra round, excessive amount of adipose tissue, ginormous, extremely fat.
Omg, did you see Henry Snavely in the halls? No, I couldn’t fit through.
Did you see Henry Snavely stuck in the door today?
Did you get lunch? No, Henry Snavely took all the chicken sandwhiches.
Someone please rail me to *your guilty pleasure* thanks
Random person: ,,have you heard about Henry Venus?"
Uncultured person: ,,no"
Random person: ,, you're missing out then"
Colonel Sanders long lost son, the fried life chose me
Oi Sam Henry, New jaw who this?
Henry-Ho has the biggest cock you will ever see, he will make you nut instantly
Henry-Ho is so big
she is the beautiful girl in the world, she is always very crazy and quite weird. She likes inappropriate stuff and makes dirty jokes she never says the word 'no' and will always give boys chances. this is because she is low key a slut she is extremely bubbly and loves making new friends. she will always feel bad for no apparent reason. She is ALWAYS on her computer playing video games and watching anime bc what a weeb! she thinks she isn't sporty, but sports is in her blood. She is probably on of the most fit person you have ever known!
she is great at languages, especially chinese, and is a very social person. She never cares about how she looks and rarely showers. When she does shower, she does it well bc scrub scrub motherfucker. She is very beautiful but doesn't think highly of herself and is very insecure.
She is always very generous and always gives rather than accepts gifts. She is absolutely amazing at singing and dancing. she loves ballet. Music is her life. She will be a person who plays many many many instruments. She is very rich and comes from a great family who respects god, even though her family preaches and believes she doesn't really believe or care. even though she does because she is a seriously devout christian. amen. She can be very mean but you gotta love her! She is EXTREMELY brave and loves everyone! Literally everyone. She is the love of my life. I love you henry. I know you're reading this my hunny bunny
side hoe #1: hey are you dating henry fu
main hoe: yeah back off slut
side hoes #1-100: ok fine whatever
side hoes #1-100: listens to "someone like you" on repeat