Mexican Lawnmower

A lawnmower made in mexico.

John: Wanna cut the grass with my special "Mexican Lawnmower"?
Frank: Nah.

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Mexican Thunderstorm

After eating a spicy mexican dinner, you spray your resulting diarrhea on your date's chest and face.

I told Janine I didn't like burritos but she made them for dinner anyway. So later that night I gave her a Mexican Thunderstorm and blew the place up.

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Mexican Christmas

When two people poop back and forth into one another's ass holes.

My girlfriend and I did a Mexican Christmas last night, and now I have the shits and can't tell if it's hers or mine.

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mexican roulette

Mexican Roulette is similar to the game known as Russian Roulette. However, instead of bullets, your ammunition is your ass gas. One person farts, and the other returns fire. To win you must only fart, but not shart or soil yourself.

Travis'Mexican Roulette wheel had been spinning the entire weekend in Vegas. You sir have some serious flatulence!

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A dirty mexican

When you turn around spread your butt cheeks and spray diarrhea on an intruder

I almost got murdered last night but I did a dirty mexican to defend myself

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mexican style

doing something half assed

showed up to work mexican style, didnt get paid.

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mexican hooker

An alcoholic beverage made with tequila, hot sauce, and cottage cheese

Hey bartender, gimme a Mexican hooker

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