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yo, onichan. ur mum is soooo hot
When one receives a text from one's mother. Usually it involves incorrect use of acronyms. For example "LOL" is used for "Lots of love", WTF is used as "Well that's fantastic" and ROFL is a misspelled use of the name of TV presenter and all round good guy, Rolf Harris.
This is also a text with overly abbreviated words to save on the cost of a message despite it not being 1992 and they don't cost anything on most service plans.
Also, at this time of year (then end of it) you may receive a mum text at around 9.30pm on new years eve to "beat the rush at midnight" like texts are fighting their way through the traffic of the ether
Mum text. She says "hi D, hpe u gt hme sfly. Yr fat arsd wfe drnk all my wine. ROFL LOL WTF X"
When one receives a text from one's mother. Usually it involves incorrect use of acronyms. For example "LOL" is used for "Lots of love", WTF is used as "Well that's fantastic" and ROFL is a misspelled use of the name of TV presenter and all round good guy, Rolf Harris.
This is also a text with overly abbreviated words to save on the cost of a message despite it not beig 1992 and they don't cost anything on most service plans.
Also, at this time of year (then end of it) you may relieve a mum text at around 9.30pm on new years eve to "beat the rush at midnight" like texts are fighting their way through the traffic of the ether
Mum text. She says "hi D, hpe u gt hme sfly. Yr fat arsd wfe drnk all my wine. ROFL LOL WTF X"
Used as a comeback when someone insults you,
or just when someone says anything really..
Fred: OMG, you're such a gimp.
Bill: What's your mum?
Luke: This milk has gone off. It's all stale and lumpy.
Jane: What's your mum?
Etc.
When a man has legs like a severely overweight women, this man is so ashamed he should never be allowed to wear shorts.
Generally a middle aged man, usually bald and not fat in himself just the owner of enormous legs sometimes likened to the legs of overweight babies (the tyre look)
Jesus... Cover up those mums! Are you pregnant or something!
Bro those things look like fat baby legs... What's that about!
Lad no amount of buckets will sort those mum legs out...
Fuck fella cow n gate should put those mums legs on show
Putting your mothers life on the line to prove something
"yo I swear i kissed that girl the other day"
"mums soul?"
"mums soul!"
"aight bet"
The hottest milf around, megs mum has not interest in Meg.
The only interests she has is with the young lads around Meg.
That’s why Megs mum always keep Meg under her shoe. This way Meg will never disobey her mother’s wishes.
Have you see Megs mum, god damn.
She’s a milf and a half!