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Whatever you do, don't name your child Noah. He will end up fingering and slapping a bass guitar while you're trying to sleep.
Person 1: Fucking Noah kept me up again...
Person 2: In a good way?
Person 1: No he'd rather finger his bass
A very average basketball player, godly scholar, fast, athletic, nice. SUCKS AT TRACK AND CAN’T PLAY SOCCER AND CAN’T BEAT JACOB AT ANYTHING!!!
Noah- A word for a very big loser and average cracker
He's the worst person to be around and majorly weird, if you find a noah RUN RUN NOWWWWW.
Girl: omg is that noah
Me: yes hes weird bro stay away
Ugly, annoying, and the one person that everyone hates! Everyone tells Noah that he has no friends or that nobody cares about him. Noah’s can usually be depressed from this happening almost all the time. If it does, he won’t talk about it.
Johnny: You’re so ugly Noah! I wish you were dead
Noah: 🥺😭😢😓
A person who is hot, confident, and gives no fucks about people who dislike him. He is very blunt and will not lie to you no matter how long he has known you. If he’s besties with you, then he will fight a bitch who hates you. Noah also doesn’t chase a bitch and beg them to go out with them or notice them, he also doesn’t cry over no one.
“ wow Noah is so confident, I wish I was just like him”
Noah is sweet and caring, but don't fall for him. he will break your heart over and over again.
girl 1: *crying*
girl 2: What's wrong?
girl 1: I fell for Noah!
girl 2: I made the same mistake. It's okay, the pain goes away in time. :(