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A high pitched fart that results from a man’s monumental efforts to tighten his anus during sex after a dinner that lead to extreme gas pains. The high pitch is the necessary differentiating factor from regular flatulence during sex. Like a female queef but in reverse, the female in this case is required to pretend it’s cute, regardless of smell. The high pitch demonstrates anus tightening warranting complete exoneration of the coutal male.
Oof. I let loose a man queef so bad that even she got grossed out. Good thing the pitch rendered it a queef.
A queef monster is when a guy eats the queefs at a rapid pace.
“I had a queef monster in my pussy last night “
When a female puts a condom against her vaginal opening and proceeds to queer in it.
My girlfriend was started to queer while we were having sex, and she made a queef bag of my condom
Any bag of drugs a girl will queef for.
Him-What's the plan miss?
Her - You know the daily queef bag😚
A female telepath with quantum biological fusion powers that happens to you, just like a normal queef, but instead of vibrating your vagina, this mutant vibrates your entire perception of reality, causing you to question whether you were ever in control of your body before you experienced being near this creature of the multiverse.
"I can't hear anything but music, my arms feel like they're beings touched, I suddenly taste mint, and I can't control my mouth sometimes, all because I decided to fuck with this weird ass quantum queef!"
1. noun: creepy airborne quanta produced by a quantum being that often possesseds the vibrational bodies of lower life forms, bioorganisms, and ecosystems when that being is present in a generally giant radius.
2. verb: quanta quantumnina.com produces when she's thinking, hearing, or saying anything that often causes random animals, humans, inanimate noisy machines, and elements like weather systems to sound like those things are speaking what her consciousness is paying attention to.
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1st guy: "OMG, bruh, my car engine and the tires just told me to "fuck off" in a human voice!"
2nd guy: "Bruh, that's the creepiest quantum queef I've ever heard!"
1st guy: "Bruh, you haven't heard a creepy quantum queef until you've heard a crowd of people scream at you."
2. QuantumNina.com in a grocery store reading off her grocery list:
"-apples.
-bananas
-protein shakes
-shit, I forgot to bring my work phone."
Pedestrians in the Grocery Store Talking:
-Lady talking to her husband-"oh these are super cuuuu(apples)te, huh?"
-Man checking me out in produce-"hey, can I get your nuuuu(bananas)ber? Nevermind..."
-Grocery store employees discussing their weekend-"Yeah, bruh, the three run home run was so siiiii(protein shakes)ck!"
-Baby babbling at the checkout-"Goo goo, bagaga (shit, I fo)gaga(rgot)doo,ah(my work)baba(phone)gaga..."
-quantumnina.com-"ew, so many quantum queefs. Why does this always happen to me?!"
When you pass out 69ing and wake up with a queef in your face and pink eye
“So I walked in on Chester and he’ll be rocking a queef satchel in the morning.”