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Something that eventually will happen once to anyone that has an XBOX360, if not a few times, also known as RROD
Guy: I had to wait 20 days just to get my 360 back
Other Guy: Why?
Guy: Because it has the Red Ring of Death
Other guy: u phail!!11!!1!!
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The gay ring finger is the middle finger on the right hand. It is symbolic for the right hand because guys do have the right to enter into marriage or civil union. The middle finger represents a sentiment reflected to those that oppose it. As opposed to the traditional left hand/ring finger of heterosexual marriage,it US uniquely for proud gay people.
Are they gay,their wedding bands are on their middle fingers?
Yeah,that’s the gay ring finger.
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a:When a woman has VERY ruff anal sex with a man with a VERY large penis, and suffers the consequences.
I gave Chris' mom a blown O ring when I rammed her from behind.
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The act of curving one's foot-long penis past the perineum, and inserting it into one's own anus.
"Dude, I like your new shirt!"
"Thanks, I'm also sporting a Forbidden Ring of Zeus!"
"Nice."
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A Siberian Toe Ring is when during the act of Anal Intercourse your partner involuntarily defecates, which in many cases has a spurting element to it. In order to stop the spray of feces the other partner inserts their big toe directly into the anus. The result after removal of said large toe is a thick brown ring, very similar to a fashionable toe ring worn by women in Western Culture during summer months. The “Siberian” title is because people in that part of the world have a poor diet and are prone to involuntary defecation, or so rumor has it.
I literally fucked the shit out of Florence's ass last night.
Why do you say that? Look at my Siberian Toe Ring. That bitch's ass was squirting like a mother fucker.
Q. Where did you get your toe ring, I was looking for a new one?
A. You don't want one like this it is a Siberian. I told Marilyn not eat Taco's prior to me pounding her ass.
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Referring to someones asshole.
My little brown ring is packed with meat. Meaning you need to take a shit.
Can also be used to describe gay sex act -- Jose got his little brown ring packed with meat by Pedro.
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when you call someone and they don't answer so you count the number of rings to tell if theyre either ignoring you, have their phone turned off, or if they just didnt get to their phone in time
no rings and goes straight to voicemail means theyre phone is turned off when you called.
5 or 6 rings means they just couldnt get to their phone
anything less than 3 rings means they looked at their caller id and chose to ignore
She's still mad at me because i used a phone ring analysis after i called her and it rang only once so she ignored my call
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