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The beater of the ultimate argument winner Two camels in a Tiny car because A: 3 is more then 2. B: Camels are cooler then lamas. C: Hummers crush tiny cars. Finally a comeback to all those Douches out there who use this as a legit comeback.
Douche: Hey, dude, you know 13 inches is a foot right?
Dude: WTF are you talking about? It's 12 inches to a foot.
Douche: Really, TWO CAMELS IN A TINY CAR!
Dude: Three Lamas in a Hummer
Douche: dam it :(
Dude: WHAT! Pwned
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A large, glittery walrus that appears can appear anywhere and at any time, but for three seconds only. It is fond of slaughtering things and consequentially said appearances often end in three second massacres. The three second rule makes no difference to him.
"I narrowly escaped getting killed by the three second walrus!"
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The rite of cutting off of the foreskin of a celebrity couple's male offspring, turned into a media circus by the paparazzi.
Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott's plans for a private bris for their son Liam turned into a three ring circumcision when a swag-bellied swarm of acrobatic paparazzi tumbled into the rite of passage.
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a bad-ass who, like the shark in Jaws, won't go down, according to Quint, "even with three barrels on 'em".
Always be a three-barrel shark and make them wish they had a bigger boat.
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a dinosaur that a kid draws and miserably fails.
(chris) wow look at that kids three-legged dinosaur
(brady) yeah totally not mine
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Three sheets to the wind: The condition a person arrives at after imbibing too much alcohol. When a person is very drunk on the verge of being out of control. Some where between “tipsy” and “snot-slinging” drunk. A Naval term that refers to a sailing ship traveling at the very highest limit of it’s speed.
After that Christmas party I was three sheets to the wind as I was walking home.
Those guys at the end of the bar are pretty much three sheets to the wind. It’s probably time to call them a cab.
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A rap group based out of Memphis that was the hottest hip hop group out of the south in the mid 1990s, but due to greed and envy, the ringleaders Juicy J and DJ Paul screwed over all of the best members of the group, and now those two are the only two members left.
There are only two members of Three 6 Mafia now. DJ Paul and Juicy J kicked out Skinny Pimp, Gangsta Blac, Playa Fly (aka Lil' Fly), Gangsta Boo, Koopsta Knicca, Lord Infamous and Crunchy Black. Rumors are that they picked up Juicy J's brother Project Pat though, but it ain't the same.
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