When You shove a random girls face into the carpet and drag her by her ankles, She will scream in pain curious of who you are. When she turns around, pull your pants down from behind and flash your bum cheeks. You have given her a full moon. Your jobs not finished! In shock the bitch will howl like a wolf. Once you hear this you must bite her pussy to claim your territory.
"Yo Cambell I just gave your girl the wolf rape"
Dam no wonder she wasn't shaved last night
Valley of the wolfs syndrome is what happens when a disrespectful tough guy stops being tough when he is getting beaten up.
Due to his valley of the wolfs syndrome the 14yo got shit ass beaten by a group of adults who were tired of his shit
A horribly gruesome case of runny chunky trots that looks like Wolf Brand Chili (with or without beans depending on consistency). There are 3 levels of “The Wolf Brandies” - no beans, mild, and spicy.
Burl: Bro I just ate 5 quadruple layer burritos from Toxic Hell...where’s your bathroom?
Chance: Ya, I totally smelled those rancid farts you’ve been blowin in my direction. It’s down the hall and to the left.
Burl: Thanks dude. I feel a horrible case of the Wolf Brandies coming on...EXTRA SPICY.
A term originated from Minecraft, a one bone wolf is someone who can easily be negotiated with, or someone who easily gives into loyalties or favors, often getting ripped off because of it. Much like in Minecraft, how it only takes one bone to tame some wolves.
“Caden’s a one bone wolf. If you give him 5 bucks, he’ll pretty much do anything.”
“You’re seriously helping this dude hide a body just cuz he mowed your lawn that one time?! Don’t be a one bone wolf, dude!”
One of the most amazing persons someone can ever have the pleasure of knowing. Selfless, kind, all around sweetheart, always honest. To know a Lazy Wolf is to spend every day smiling nonstop and an insane amount of happiness. Someone you'd never want to lose 🩷💜
I spent my day with Lazy Wolf and had the most amazing day ever. We used a gasbag as a magic carpet!
Cry wolf about something like thats bad, but the result is harmless but the result of a laugh wolf is comically deceptive
just a laugh wolf tactic
Probably best done with anyone you know well and get along with
Or people you really dont like to make them smell your fart one day for example
when you cry wolf about a fart for example and they find out you've been lying and then when you really do fart and admit it... and they find out about it because they dont know if your lying or not...
Laugh wolf
result of a cry wolf, being a comical one