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A hypothetical sex act purportedly invented by comedian/orator/cunt addict Bill Maher, in which prostaglandins (vaginal dilators) are administered to a woman, while a man wearing a nasal respirator (to allow use of mouth) shoves his head into the dilated vagina, and orally stimulates the Gräfenburg Spot (G-spot) until the woman orgasms. Comedienne/actress Sarah Silverman is allegedly the first woman to have received the first Bill Maher Head Slam, thus no prostaglandins would have been needed. No proof yet exists of it ever happening, and shouldn't be preformed without a licensed obstetrician or Bill Maher present.
conservative man: What would you like me to do honey.
liberal woman: I want a Bill Maher Head Slam. (Woman explains the sex act.)
conservative man: Aww sick! I'll just give you a rim job, I'm still a recovering homosexual. This transition is rough enough.
(Lame sex ensues. Nobody cums.)
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SlamPig; A bad ass mother fucker that gives no fucks. Keeps it real and is always one's self. A slam pig is very well at multi tasking. SlamPigs give Grand Slam it's true meaning. If you have a SlamPig in your life, hold on and never let go because they are a rare type that only come around once in a life time.
"WOAH... Did you see that Shotski grandslam?! Only a Slam💉Pig can slam it like that."
"I can't get over how bangin that Slam💉Pig is"
"EVERYONE NEEDS A SLAM💉PIG IN THEIR LIFE"
" ..SLAM💉PIG...SLAM💉PIG...SLAM💉PIG.." as the unique great Yohe draws water.
" Maybe the Slam💉Pig will grandslam me.. 1 time for the 1 time"
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It’s when they treat you like a slut you really are 😁
Gg:“I wish he would slam me across to wall Nd slut me out”
Aishat: “girl I wish he would just slam me tf to the wall and chock me hard and kiss me everywhere 😩”
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“a very funny and cool way to tell someone to watch their back” - by sophie
shut the front door before i slam you out the back
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A whore thats likes to be slammed in bed
Get out of here slammed ass whore
When one gives another a compliment and they compliment you back...and you answer with a "Yup...I know!"
"Hey there! You look amazing!"
" Why thank you! You look amazing too!"
" I know...Compli-SLAM"
When one sleeps with 4 women of different race (White, Black, Asian and Brown) in one calendar year.
I'm going to try to hook up an Asian girl tonight to complete my Tiger Slam.