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Small Business Saturday

If you support a business at all, you support it enough, you don't have to spend money at a small business once a week to prove that you're a good enough citizen to some entity that doesn't really give a fuck about you, the business, or whether you're a good enough citizen (the same entity that created Small Business Saturday).

Small Business Saturday is a way to control people's spending habits, nothing more and nothing less.

by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021


Small business saturday

Having a small business saturday is like having a gym saturday. It's your body, it's your business what you do with your body, how you treat it, and so on, but pretending that you are dedicated to something like that because everybody's doing it is pretentious, fair-weather bullshit. Some of us have treated our bodies like amusement parks before, and still don't call ourselves or other things something they're not. Call it what it really is.

Small business Saturday is for people who don't really give a fuck about the business 6 days a week.

by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021


Small business Saturday

The exact same groups of people that had small businesses shut down forever are the kinds of people that came up with small business Saturday.

Small business Saturday will never undo what is done to a business when it is forced to shut down for weeks or months at a time.

by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021


Joey Smalls

The best friend , brother , boyfriend , uncle , step father , father , husband anyone could ask for ! I’ve never met a man so loving and casting to all he literally is a saint who sticks to his morals.. A real trail blazer never going with the flow unless the flow is the right way to go usually many disagree with his causes , however in the end he prevails and was usually sop on with how Innate ability to predict future outcomes abs events …. You will never meet a better man than Joey Smalls

If you ever get lucky enough to love joey smalls never let him go you will regret it the rest of you life .

by The retributioner July 31, 2024


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Has no friends a lonely person has a tiny ass dick likes kaylin shuck

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by Pussy fag April 7, 2022


small ball phobia

The fear of when a guy whips out his large penis but his balls are not big making his area look non proportional causing a extreme trigger and ick.

I pulled down chads pants and my small ball phobia kicked in, I had to leave before I threw up.

by Eurolover6900 August 1, 2023


big fish small pond

A game monetization strategy for encouraging player spending by splitting the player base into smaller isolated groups (often servers) that cannot interact with each other within the game, especially in the context of pay-to-win and gacha. Whales will find it easier to top leader boards due to the smaller amount of competition, and non-whales who are surprised to find themselves on the leader boards will feel pressure to spend money to keep their position. Additionally, if casual players begin to lose interest and depopulate servers, low-population servers can be merged (usually without notifying players) to prevent whales from realizing that they are spending money on a dying game.

"Of course I bought the top tier battle pass! I've been in the Top 200 for PvP in this mobile game since it launched!" "Big fish small pond, eh?"

by ukn!und9rep8aph6ABE April 6, 2024