when you know someone is in mid-poop and you bust in the bathroom and push them off the toilet, then steal their toilet paper.
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a term coined by Jonathan Jokerst that references the male anatomy in a way that expresses it being so big and long that it touches the water in the toilet while sitting down.
"dude did you see Jimmy in the shower after practice?! holy hell i didn't know he had one of them toilet water touchers!"
"Katie can't really sit down today, she said she was with a dude last night that had one of them toilet water touchers."
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when a girl goes to the bathroom an wipes and the lent from the toilet paper builds up down there.
I have to go wash up before we have sex to get rid of the toilet paper bunnies.
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This happens when everyone in your household is trying to be the one not to change the toilet paper roll. Everyone measures the amount they take according to what's left on the roll.
Aww shit, Arnold left only 1 square left on the toilet paper roll. Looks like I lost this round of Toilet Paper Roulette.
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A ficticious "place," like Area 51 or your mom's cooch party, in which people I don't like can be engulfed in a swarming mass of raging anal fury.
Andrew McFarlane can go burning into the toilet of rectal animosity.
You should be swallowed into the toilet of rectal animosity... and be smited with the fury of a thousand angry anuses!
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An unseasoned traveler. Someone that gets the middle seat in the last row of an airline by the toilet because they have no airline status.
I had to wait in line at airport security forever, because of this friggin Middle Seat By The Toilet guy. He had no clue what he was doing!!
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When you eat to much cheap Mexican food and you take a dump so explosive and massive you would swear you blew up the toilet
I ate so much taco bell last night and ended up with a dump so great i ended up with a Tijuana toilet cracker
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