Thick Thighs Save Lives

A religion consisting of virgin men where the fat in women's thighs is treated as a sacred item. Worship is done over the praise of waifus, as well as through religious wars against "Oppai is truth" (Big boobs) and "Flat is justice" (Flat Boobs) fought over the internet.

- "So who's your waifu?"
- "Rikka from Gridman, Thick thighs save lives man."
-"You chose the girl you adore based on the fat in her body?"
-"Ya"
-"Bro same"

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Living in his mom basement

Worthless losers that live with their mother despite already growing up.

He should stop living in his mom basement while watching hardcore porn and smoking drugs while fapping all day.

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White House Lives Matter

A phrase the Racist in Chief has been heard loudly and repeatedly muttering to himself behind his closed bedroom door over the last few days.

These Black Lives Matter homegrown terrorists are trying to silence all of us in here, they’re hogging all the press for themselves with their fires and such and we’re not gonna be stuck on the back burner just because we’re not throwing Molotov cocktails; they’re gonna be forced to recognize when they lose the right to vote again that our White House Lives Matter!

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The Ghost of the Past Want to Live Again

The Ghost of the Past Want to Live Again — The psychological truth that “once is a habit”.

A drug addict can easily tell you this. “Once” can become is a habit!

And, The Ghost of the Past Always Want to Live Again.

People seldom apply this principle to psychology and our addictions to particular: habits and people. It’s difficult leave: relationships; jobs; emotional habits; bouts of depression; and situations.

The Ghost of the Past Want to Live Again and reassert themselves.

A failed New Years Resolution is another example of this.

There are also pop cultural references to this “haunting” aspect of human nature.

Curtis “50 Cents” James Jackson says:

…I got the magic stick
I know if I can hit once, I can hit twice
I hit the baddest chicks
Shorty, don't believe me, then come with me tonight
And I'll show you magic (What? What?)
Magic
I got the magic stick…

The idea being that though it may be hard to “open a door” it’s almost impossible to “close it”.

On a Whiter note, The Indigo Girls sing:

…And there's not enough room
In this world for my pain
Signals cross and love gets lost
And time passed makes it plain
Of all my demon spirits
I need you the most
I'm in love with your ghost…

People say in a self-comforting way that there are ghosts; but, I say: we are all haunted by our habits from which our total character is derived; and, that The Ghost of the Past Want to Live Again and Again and Again.

Boo!

Best Friend:
Maaaaaaaaaaan, delete that phone number, block your text and e-mail, and make all of your social media private right now if you really want to break up with her.
Idiot not about to listen to good advice:
Why, I gotta do all that!!!!?????

Best friend patiently like he’s talking to a two year old:
The Ghost of the Past Want to Live Again — believe me, I know because I’ve been there. I also know that you won’t listen — because I didn’t, either.

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I Saw U2 Live Twice

a bitchy faggot

Person 1 : She was being a total I Saw U2 Live Twice!

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seven cruel hours of our lives

School.

"have you ever thought what does 'school' mean?"

"i think it stands for: 'seven cruel hours of our lives'"

"ok, thanks!"

Living in a van down by the river

Living in a way personally decides without the pressures of Society or Social Agenda !!!

Living FREE of the BINDS of a Socially Inept & Unstable Society under a Racist n Fascist Regime !!
FREE THOUGHT, FREE LOVING, FREE LIVING, LIVING THE LIFE ,

A community of Intelligent, Woken, Aware, Unified, Community , Welcoming, All Invited , Old Skool Ethix n Morals - UNITY & INCLUSION

I have decided to go and start Living in a Van down by the River with the Folk whom share a like-minded Old Skool Ethix n Morals of Unity & Freedom to Live as You alone Choose!!!

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