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The act of obsessively thinking about or fantasising about your crush; whether you aren't with the person, are with the person or was with the person(i.e. your ex). It is the result of uncontrolled attraction. Symptoms of this little recognized, little respected but dangerous phenomenon includes but are not limited to:
a) Writing down the object of your attraction's name over and over again.
b) Constantly daydreaming about what it's like to be with your crush.
c) Obsessively planning or thinking of possible future events (first kiss, first date, wedding, number of kids, etc).
d) Constantly thinking about the possible reignition of a past flame long after a break up.
e) "He loves me, he loves me not. She loves me, she loves me not."
Girl: " I can't stop thinking about him. Like, omg he is sooooooo cute. I think our babies will be cute. I hope me and his mom get along. I'm sure he's the one." *sigh* with a smile while looking upward.
Girl's rational friend: "Ummm okay Cindy, first of all you barely know him. Secondly, you're setting yourself up for all kinds of emotional distress when things don't happen the way you obsess about it."
Girl: "Can't a girl dream?"
Girl's rational friend: "Sure, but what you're doing is not dreaming, it's mental stalking."
A mentality of someone who doesn’t use their brain in a situation and looks dumb while doing it
“I don’t have to own up to my mistakes??..”
“Well that’s proper junkie mentality”
When to people don’t share similar physical traits but instead share a similar train of thought and emotions therefore thinking alike
Her and her sister are mental doppelgängers because the think alike a lot.
The transitional occurrence of becoming a mental midget once someone says or does something stupid beyond comprehension.
Common symptoms of mental midgetry include, but are not limited to:
• lack of critical thinking
• smoothness in the brain
• actively using Twitter
• the average Hazbin Hotel fan
• driving a BMW 3 series or above
• wearing VLONE
• attendance to a Tiktok Rizz Party or relation with an attendee
• casual use of Gen Z terms like "brainrot", "fn" or "I edge(d) to this"
• taking tren
• shameless self-promotion
and
• doing anything for clout
As there is no cure for stupidity, the same applies to anyone susceptible of mental midgetry.
If you see someone experiencing this fatal phenomena, consider euthanizing them for the greater good.
Chenise and Brie were besties since childhood but Chenise suspected her friend was wet behind the ears.
This was later confirmed when she saw Brie eating corn the long way at a Food Festival
Fearing it was too late, Chenise sighed and accepted her bestie was undergoing mental midgetry
The act of hiding one's mental illness or dysfunction from others.
Jack employed some severe mental stealth during his date with Cindy
the suffering from the Alt in Alter Ego by getting crushed by an excavator
Chihiro has problems from Mental Internet
HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA! AHA! HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! REALLY!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is for compliant men only. CLEARLY!
Hym "Yeah, men's mental health month is an absolute joke. Conservatives are invoking the idea that pride month has overshadowed it. You don't give a shit about either. You don't actually believe in a mental health paradigm outside of 'doing a the bible' vs 'not doing a the bible.' Your religion is an incest slavery cult. And, as my Street Fighter 6 main would say, 'Go to heaven!' "