Classic song lyric Italian American nonno’s sing while “playing horsey” on nonni or nonno’s lap
🎼Tony Boy Tony Boy
🎼won’t you be my pony boy
🎼marry me, carry me all the way to Rome
🎼giddy up, giddy up, giddy up, 🎼whoooaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
Classic song lyric Italian American nonno’s sing while “playing horsey” on nonni or nonno’s lap
🎼Tony Boy Tony Boy
🎼won’t you be my pony boy
🎼marry me, carry me all the way to Rome
🎼giddy up, giddy up, giddy up, 🎼whoooaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
A very pretty and beautiful women that has a great personality and should text someone named markus right now.
Super tall. Kind of looks like the monopoly dude. Rich of course. If it has a hole, chances are ole Mel's been in it. He's a gummy eating, beer drinking, soft lover ladies. Mel doesn't mess around with anything under 280lbs though so if ya aint 280 you aint a lady. You can catch Mel Mon-Fri from 6am-12pm at your local nudie bar throwing down some Mels. Mel calls $100 bills Mels because has rich and can. I know right, what an ass. As for Saturday and Sunday, Mel usually takes his PJ down to Vegas to get his new Escort for the upcoming week to do it ALL OVER AGAIN.
Tony "mel" Schworer, I think she smells like you.
When someones background noise is being overwhelmingly loud. (On the phone, skype, etc.)
Guy 1: So I was looking at this th-
Guy 2's microphone: -random yelling in the background-
Guy1: TONY DOOR.
An ethnically ambiguous male with a bristled mustache whose favorite pass time is throat goatin’ big Italian sausage while listening to Nickelbacks debut album.
Pepperoni Tony: “Hey big boy, I heard that big ass Italian sausage has a mean mushroom stamp?”
Big Boy in question: “mhm…yup”
*gagging noises*
Someone who takes a joke way too far, or a situation.
See how messy that guy was he took it too far toni.