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Absence of Grass Touching & Bathing Disorder (AGTBD)

~For further medical information, go to bigchungus.cum/agtbd~
AGTBD, also known as GCD (Grass contact deficets) is a condition that affects mainly teenagers, in the world, 1 in 30 have this condition, treatment such as expourse to grass, the habit of chilling outside and even conventional therapy
Syptoms include:
.Excessive (>12h) usage of modern social media (discord, twitter, ...)
.Weaker bones
.Lack of bathing
.Disability to get bitches
.Hyperfocusing in activities such as trying to get bitches online because you can't do it in rael life
Associated with conditions such as Dreamgender, Dreamsexuality (Yes, the bad one, not the good one) & Fatherlessness Reaction Episodes

"Unfourtently your son was diagnosed with Absence of Grass Touching & Bathing Disorder (AGTBD)"
"Oh no"

by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem June 12, 2022


National Girlfriend Touches Boyfriends Butthole Day

On November 14th, A girlfriend is allowed to touch her boyfriends butthole without any sa Good and questions!

Ava: “Colin, it’s National Girlfriend Touches Boyfriends Butthole Day! Give me your butthole!”

by avaclose November 14, 2020


top ten worst balls ive touched

number one my dads number two kanye east's number three my own number four eminems number five my classmates number six nicado avacados he tried to eat my hand number seven orlands number eight moist criticals number nine mat pats number ten sussy amoguses

damn thos where the worst balls ive ever touched

person1: did you see top ten worst balls ive touched

person2: ayoo?

by ඞkඞhඞfඞdඞs ඩ ඩ ඩ ඩj ඩj ඩ April 1, 2022

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touch me tease me feel me up

the main part from love talk by wayv
some guy on youtube also made a news video about being addicted to it but i forgot the name

kun: i can hear it callin' from where you are loving the way you wanna talk
all: touch me tease me feel me up , touch me tease me feel me up
kun: call me when it's after dark something in the way you wanna talk
all: touch me tease me feel me up , touch me tease me feel me up

by miodek August 14, 2021

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don't touch me n***a, you do not exist

A famous line from a song (Drip) that was believed to be Dixie's song for a while, but the real singer of this song is Klondike Blonde.

Me to a celebrity: Omg, I love your videos! May I take a picture? *comes closer to celebrity*

Celebrity: *sings* don't touch me n***a, you do not exist

Me: *walks away sadly*

by 12345678boiiiiiii January 18, 2021

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dont touch me i have a boyfriend

now this this is pretty gay

yeet dont touch me i have a boyfriend allen

by the allen obliterator May 31, 2019

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the thing that when you touch it you throw up

the little red thing in the back of your throat that when you touch it you throw up

"I think I have strep throat because there are red dots on the thing that when you touch it you throw up."

by Greg C. Z. September 9, 2007

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