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Literal or figurative pieces of excrement presented to a lover to irrevocably communicate the end of a relationship. The nuggeter leaves turd nuggets in the nuggetee's toilet to communicate the breakup rather than using traditional means such as text messages and Post-It notes. Figuratively, turd nuggets can refer to any improper, embarrassing or foul act that unmistakably signals the end of romantic interest.
K: "Are you still seeing Whats-his-face from Boston?"
B: "Nahh, that shit wasn't happening. Left him turd nuggets!"
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When you defecate but forget to flush only to come back later and find your cat pawing at said turd as if it was planning to steal it.
I caught my cat being a turd burgular last night.
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There is no definition that can explain the harsh, back-breaking work that My Great-Great Great-Great-Grand-Father did when he was 3 years old.
Sadly, to make a living, My Great-Great Great-Great-Grand-Father Was a Poor Virginia Turd-Miner, working for no more than three cents a week
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A cigar smoker,someone who smokes cigars with gusto.
"Look at Bob over there . I didnt know he was a turd sucker,sucking on that cigar . He could suck a golf ball through a hose pipe . No wonder he is in management".
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One who wrangles turds,Before your Partner take a dump you stuff your manhood in their ass to Wrangle some turds ie: homo
in nautical terms a Turd Wrangler would be know as an Ass Pirate
"i was up on Brokeback Mountain Wrangling Turds"
"dude your such a turd wrangler"
"Sven please hog tie me and wrangle my turds"
"Honey its Turd Wrangling Thursday, get the stick of butter"
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One who breaks into another butt whith the intent to steal their turds for their street value
I think Mrs.Sibert is a Turd burgalr because i saw her with a box of X lax and rubber gloves.
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