somebody set us up the bong

-A command indicating that an individual should prepare a bong for a group that includes the speaker.

-A cross between "somebody set us up the bomb", a phrase used to indicate treachery, and "bong", a device used to smoke plant material, mainly cannabis.

Alan and Steve are passed out, but can somebody please set us up the bong?

-They intercepted our drugs in the mail.
-Somebody set us up the bong.

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International Among Us Porn Day

The day in which we celebrate the creation of Among us themed porn

"Hey bro, it's May 30th! Happy International Among Us Porn Day."
"Got any plans for this weekend? It's International Among Us Porn Day on Sunday."
"Thank God it's the long weekend, now I have more time to watch Among Us porn."

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put your mouth to good use

It is a slang term for sucking dick

Girl how about you come to my house and put your mouth to good use

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Hey there! i am using whatsapp

The status message of someone who isn't using whatsapp

Hey there! i am using whatsapp
No you're not otherwise, you would have changed the default status message

Don’t nobody want no used cookies

Don’t nobody want used bitch

John :I fw yo ex bro
Anoni:bitch don’t nobody want no used cookies

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all your soul are belong to us

Microsoft's motto

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somebody set up us the bomb

subliminal messaging, when read backwards: "Bomb the US, up-set somebody"

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