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The Virginity of not being a political shoehorner.
Wow, that YouTube just uploaded a video where he shoehorned political crap everywhere despite it being unneeded, he just lost his Political Virginity.
When a girl hasn’t fucked Someone yet but sucked a dick
Are you a virgin?
Does losing my mouth virginity count
when your friends are discussing risqué topics and it's so risqué you need to cover your virgin knees. Covering your virgin eyes and ears isn't enough. Protect your knees.
friend: "yeah she sent me nudes. Here, look at them!"
me: "Ah, what!? My virgin knees!"
a man who hasn't had sex in over 15 years, and has returned to his pre-sex state where he's back to masturbating to asian ass porn 7 times a day in the back of his closet. This is mostly found among middle aged men such as single dads and just guys who are really really fugly.
Dad, I swear to god you gotta get laid. You're starting to act like an after-virgin. Dad? Dad, get the fuck out of my closet!!
Someone who would never in there life lose there virginity
I am esteban mcgraw the Absolute Virgin #vaginawhore #cringegod
A bathroom that has been freshly cleaned, and not yet sullied by anyone else's disgusting, regret-filled, morning-after-a-12-pack dump.
There is nothing better than shitting in a virgin bathroom.
I took that bathroom's virginity, and I swear it will never be the same.
When any type of computer (desktop,laptop,tablet,iPod, etc.)has not yet been used to view pornography, whether still photos or full motion video.
Guy 1: Hey, can I use your laptop for minute?
Guy 2: Sure, but don't jerk off, it still has its device virginity.