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Someone who makes wooden sex toys
I got this nice toy from the wood didler
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Someone who knows dam well that you are in love with someone and he takes her away from your arms, so now you and and you used to be bff don't hang out anymore
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Eating oneself happy - mainly through crisps and cock.
Man that boy is fat.... he is bang on wood slap
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When your chick gives you head then bangs you in a forest.
Brad: hey dude, how was you and Brittany's camping trip?
Patrick: Dude, it was awesome. She gave me the best nature wooding ever.
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When a man with a flaccid penis negotiates a price for its use before becoming hard so that the buyer does not know the actual size of the erect penis.
Bitch thought I was a grower and paid me 60$ for a quick fuck. The cunt asked me for a refund once I surprised her with my tiny dick. Flippin' wood is hard, but how else am I supposed to support my wife and kids?
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That feeling you get when you wake up and want to mine some trees in minecraft.
Mum, look at the size of the morning wood I have!
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When a girl squirts on your dick and you fuck her with your squirt dick.
Dude, Stephanie was screaming pretty loud last night. Were you soaking the wood again?
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