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When a man with a flaccid penis negotiates a price for its use before becoming hard so that the buyer does not know the actual size of the erect penis.
Bitch thought I was a grower and paid me 60$ for a quick fuck. The cunt asked me for a refund once I surprised her with my tiny dick. Flippin' wood is hard, but how else am I supposed to support my wife and kids?
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A playful yet gentle word describing the way the world takes the time to visually interpret the act of penetrating trees and foliage with one's erect penis.
India's tolerance regarding Knock on Wood was said to have decreased their population growth in the years 2020 to 2024.
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A walk (usually at night) where both people hold out they're penises and may jack off. A sort of bonding exercise.
It was a long time since we had seen each other so we took a wood walk.
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(adjective): a descriptive term for something that smells awful.
Dude, your breath smells like some gerbil wood.
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Ash Woods is another way of someone being completely and hopelessly wack. As opposed to a chase type of person.
When used to describe a female however, she would be considered beautiful of body and mind and displaying great intellect as well as atheltic ability. She would be the standard of a great woman.
Whoa, did you see that girl walkin down the street. She was mos def an ash woods.
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Ay man dont be bringing that Ash Woods mess into this party, we aint down wit Hasselhoff music.
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I don’t know when you will see this or if you ever do… but I love you. You make the darkest days feel so bright and you are more warming than a fireplace with fuzzy blankets and drinking hot coco… you make me so happy and I honestly just need to confess my love for you. You still make me nervous and I still sweat when I hold your hand or when I’m around you. You really know how to make me happy and get me going. You are my number 1 motivator and I honestly can’t ask anymore of you. Thank you so much for everything you are so amazing. I love you 💞
Jory wood please marry me someday
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the act of penile penetration into the anus.
"Ted wood wedgied Hannah last night"
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