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"Brrrtzzzzt! Hello? Hello? Are you there? Pick up!"
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The gayest shit ever. For people who have nothing better to do than put yellow bandannas on and run around throwing socks and each other.
This is what people do in college who don't drink, dance, work or do anything a normal person would consider socially acceptable.
The death of a college campus for a week.
Person 1: Why are all these retards running around with bandannas throwing socks?
Person 2: It's humans vs zombies.
Person 1: Damnit, I hate nerds.
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(n) is a rare occurrence that happens whenever there is large some of people who are on a heavy dose of marijuana. When these groups of people are all drawn to one thing that provides some sort of pleasure at once, whether it be something soft to the touch or something entertaining to watch, they tend to mumble or moan, thus producing the Zombie Stoner Effect.
Man #1: Why are there so many people petting that dog?
Man #2: It's the Zombie Stoner Effect, it only takes one then the rest follow.
Man #1: That dog does look soft...Braaains!
Man #2: Oh Jeez! You have become one!
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Credit card company that raises rates so the debt never goes away.
Last week I paid off the card and today they called to tell me there was a fee not paid and then a late fee for not paying the unknown fee. My card keeps dying and coming back to life to torture me and my bank account like it is a zombie credit card.
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When you pull into a store's parking lot and see someone sitting in their car, not shopping, staring straight ahead and presumably waiting for their partner to come back out of the store.
There were tons of parking lot zombies at WalMart this morning - and one of them glared at me!
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the bst game on mobile crap on console and uses coins for too much also used to get laid
i played plant vs zombies the game
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Me
A wooden toaster zombie
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