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jack shack

A jack shack is a place like a seedy massage parlor or "modeling studio" or "gentlemen's spa" where you can get a hand job for a reasonable price, and little fear of getting arrested for soliciting.

Hey buddy, gotten your rocks off at the jack shack lately?

by Alex Selfridge October 21, 2005

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jacked up

This is a phrase largely equivilent to fucked up or screwed up. It roughly means "in a state of disarray" and is commonly used in the phrase "to jack someone/something up". In some cases, the meaning may be slightly altered by the fact that to get "jacked" can mean to be struck or injured.

That's jacked up man. I can't belive your girlfriend is cheating on you.

I got in a wreck last night. My car got totally jacked up.

by pete August 12, 2004

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jack sparrow

free,unconventional,brilliant,genius,dirty outside but good hearted,sexy black eyes,drunken speech and moving,great pirat,captain of the black pearl

the only rule that really matters is:what a man can do and what a man can't do....so can you sail under the command of a pirate?

by mel October 22, 2003

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jack Layton

Political leader of the New Democrat Party in Canada who tries real hard to look like Vladimir Ilyich Lenin everyday.

Jack Layton tries real hard to look like Vladimir Ilyich Lenin everyday.

by Democracy is Dead April 15, 2010

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jack blinders

When one consumes jack daniels and is oblivious to everything around them

" I totally fucked someone over with my jack blinders"

by fuzzyhard December 21, 2012


jack bitch

A road rage term used when you initially think it's a guy that cut you off, but realize it was a woman.

billy: hows it goin timmy

timmy: pretty shitty, some fuckin jack bitch cut me off while i was drinking a beer and it spilled all over my mongoose interior.

by olyshit December 17, 2010


Steamy Jack

The act of masterbating while in the act of pooping.

"Last night i was horny, but i had to poop so i decided to do a Steamy Jack"

by Brandon Dun. July 31, 2007

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