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Jason is the worst person on planet earth. At first glance he seems like a somewhat interesting person, but the longer you look the more he looks like some ancient creature that belongs in the primordial soup. Sometimes, you may think he is thinking, but you would be surely mistaken, as his mind is blank (save for an occasional catgirl). He is the largest simp known to man, how he manages to hold a thought for that long is beyond me. His appearance is almost as bland as the women he simps for, and his voice sounds like a shepard tone of a cat falling into a garbage disposal.
Greg: " I wish I could never see jason again"
Boris: "Same"
Tabatha: "he once pee'd into a glass of milk and called it a liquid egg"
Jason is a dude, he has very good luck because he get good at everything. He is good at math and Chinese. Jason is jason he likes giving you hugs i think. Jason is cool and is nice to have him in life cause he sometimes will give you candy so you will never starve to death :)
Jasonis the kindest and sweetest person u will ever meet.He has a huge heart and is someone u always wanna be Around.He can be annoying at times but would do anything for his family and significant other.He loves playing games on his ps4 but always makes time for that one special person{in his life.
Wow Jasonloves that girl so much.
Leader of a group a don of all dons followed and respected by many with short temper and a Romeo around woman
Why does everyone follow that Jason kid
Ethan: Jason
Jason: yes my king
Ethan: ur a big nosed blue haired fuck
Jason: thank you for your honesty my king, would u like a blowjob?
A big nosed fuck with blue hair
Ethan:howl Jason
Jason: aye mate
Ethan: you’ve got an enourmous nose and blue hair ya granny basher
Jason: I know, thank you my king
Jason is always a man on a mission to get things half done. He works hard but gets distracted easily. He looks sexy in his work boots.
He is always first to give the advice needed and seems like a practical guy that has his life together, but once you get to know Jason ,you find out he has many hidden problems.
But by this time, you are already greatly attached to Jason to leave him. Problems include such things as: addictions, faffing, gambling, failure to say sorry properly, and never being Romantic.
Although Jason struggles to be romantic, you will find yourself in love with him, he is interesting, and funny, also a dork and always sexy, sometimes all at the same time.
He is the best in bed.
He will always make the first move, even when you are sound asleep.
He loves the cookie.
And he loves icecream.
Jason is an amazing boyfriend.
If you ever have yourself a Jason be sure to hold on tight, cause he is one of a kind, some might say one in three million. I love Jason.
Jason's that type of guy that will message you back once and then ignore the rest of your conversations all night.
He thinks its being reasonable when in fact he suffers from alexithymia.
He should learn to end a conversation properly and message to say goodnight.