A fat bitch who eats way to much food and microwaves everything. He doesn't care about anybody but himself and he would throw someone under the truck for 50p. He's Claaapppeeeddd and no leng girls would give him ting .
His grade in school are trash and his mum is close to disowning him .
His friends secretly hate him but can't bring themselves to say it because he has no other friends.
In conclusion he is a fat lonely bitch.
A non spoiled kid that uses their time how they like. Does what they like to do but can’t when they don’t get the material needed to do so. Spends time with friends, family, and elsewhere. Uses most of their time with what they love.
I want to have Tyler’s life but you don’t get what you deserve.
Tyler is a Washington. A Washington is a dominant male with a extremely large penis, who is willing to enter a female at any time. Regardless of the place if you ask a Washington for a shag they will more than likely say yes
Tyler’s Washington
The name you make when the police are after you.
Police:Whats your name? Me: uhhh Tyler Crawford
A young man whore on the scene. Often goes by pig oomah. His natural habitat is in the northern hemisphere. Often found as a nocturnal functioning mook master out side the wai, Amy’s,the zoo, nor westr, etc. Beware one sting from him may have you swelled up for 9 months. If you have came in contact with this man whore you may need to go to your nearest Vet and get plan B.
Brenden Tyler the man whore of the north. he slips into the scene like an old pair of jeans.
Definitely an amazing guy! He is honest to a fault. He is loyal and will treat a girl like a princess and do most anything for her. He is carefree but has many layers and will rarely fully open up but when he does he doesn't stop talking. If you ever get him to date you, you are the luckiest girl on earth. Do not hurt him or you will want to kill yourself.
Tyler Webb is rare
"The Tyler Gambit" is usually referred to as a common chess opening for beginners, in which an idiotic man blunders his fucking queen. This gambit can happen at any point in the chess game.
Oh Fuck! I just did the Tyler Gambit against my opponent. Maybe I need to get some bitches.