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JP drunk

Achieving a state of inebriation that almost causes you to lose all of your friends in one night. Symptoms include slurred political tirades, kicking Gillian in the ribs, denying that you're drunk, denying that you're "kind of a bro", yelling "no! no! no! no!" for no apparent reason, and macking on lesbians.

"Yeah, I was JP drunk last night."
"Yeah, you talked about how you wanted to bang Ellen Degeneres and then you kicked a baby in the face."

by G. G. Allin February 13, 2010

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pre drunk

the state of euphoria when you know that you will be getting drunk later

also known as pd

we were so pre drunk at dinner today we couldnt stop laughing

by one ill bitch October 17, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


ankle drunk

Being intoxicated off of very cheap and nasty alcohol.

Gusano Rojo that is the stiff coal
a real ankle drunk

by cognitonaut August 10, 2006

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


cum drunk

Actually means a dizzy cunt, one seemingly not in touch with things. Spaced-out, even dim. Relates to post-rocks off condition. Of course, one would have to have observed a woman in that condition to make the connection, probably only a distant possibility for the wankers and rump rangers posting here.

you cum-drunk motherfucker, watch where the fuck yer going!

by Buckwheat April 1, 2005

98๐Ÿ‘ 177๐Ÿ‘Ž


drunk cakes

Alcohol infused cakes or cupcakes.

Ratchel made some awesome drunk cakes.

by vrk27000 February 5, 2015


treat drunk

Being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are impaired by an excess of alcoholic drink given by way of compliment or as an expression of friendly regard.

"Last night I was a treat drunk"
"You're such a treat drunk"

by Beatsick September 4, 2007


drunk preschooler

When someone is particularly bad at something that should be done easily and mindlessly.

"You draw like a drunk preschooler ,Breanna."

by Mary-Anne Karein June 18, 2018