Air jerk

To masterbate on an aeroplane

Steve: I'm going for an air jerk

Bob : cool enjoy your self don't get caught

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Air Biscuit

When there is no food in the kitchen and all there is available is an air biscuit..which means nothing.

Mom, what is there to eat??

Looks like you better go eat an air biscuit!!

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Bel-Air

To do something ridiculously stupid or clumsy.

*friend is giving a speech*

Friend: "I did not have sexual relations with that man-- I mean woman!"

You: "Yeah man, way to bel-air that shit."

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Air cadet

Tossers.
F-tech Army Cadets

“Why’s James such a nob?”
“He’s an air cadet”

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Air bitches

Something you scream loudly in the middle of the night

"Where are the air bitches?!"

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air-beam

Wireless internet.

Excuse me, does this coffee house have free air-beam?

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[air parcel]

To have a fart, but in front of family members, particularly your mother/grandmother

I'm so sorry, I have just delivered an air parcel

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