Air jerk

To masterbate on an aeroplane

Steve: I'm going for an air jerk

Bob : cool enjoy your self don't get caught

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Air Biscuit

When there is no food in the kitchen and all there is available is an air biscuit..which means nothing.

Mom, what is there to eat??

Looks like you better go eat an air biscuit!!

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Bel-Air

To do something ridiculously stupid or clumsy.

*friend is giving a speech*

Friend: "I did not have sexual relations with that man-- I mean woman!"

You: "Yeah man, way to bel-air that shit."

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Air cadet

Tossers.
F-tech Army Cadets

“Why’s James such a nob?”
“He’s an air cadet”

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useless air

Another name for US Airways, specifically referencing their complete inability to deliver checked baggage to the actual destination.

Damn, why did they book me on useless air again?

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High on air

When you act TOTALLY normal. Although other thinks you are under the influence of alcohol when u didn't even drink it. BUT YOU ARE NORMAL!!

Friend: AYO WHAT'S UP!!
A person who's high on air: Greetings human being! What a lovely atmosphere, right? HAHAHHAHAHHAAHHHAAH

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Air bitches

Something you scream loudly in the middle of the night

"Where are the air bitches?!"

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