shove it up your arse

Where u take an object and shove it up your ass

Kid: What shall i do with your sanddwich sir?

Sir: Shove it up your arse

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a broom up my arse

informal, mainly UK
Part of a phrase that's used to imply that someone is asking them to do too much. Similar to "what did your last slave die of?" Used by Sean Connery's character in the film Meteor.

I'll just stick a broom up my arse and sweep the floor while I'm at it, shall I?

arse like a rabbit's nose

A way of describing your anus when you've had too much vindaloo and beer the night before

Sorry dude couldn't make it for lunch, got an Indian takeaway and a six pack of Guinness last night and I've had an arse like a rabbit's nose since this morning, it hasn't stopped twitching

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arses wearing glasses

What Alvaro fucks.

Alvaro fucks arses wearing glasses.

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Flicking me in the arse hole

annoying me

Joanne: Please, Please, Please, Please
Danny:Stop it now you're flicking me in the arse hole

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face like a slapped arse

Face contorted in displeasure or annoyance, resulting in a less than flattering look.

Girl, "Let me know when you're about to cum."
Bloke, "Okay."
Girl, "Mmggagt."
Bloke, "Ooops."
Girl, "I thought you were going to tell me when you were cumming?"
Bloke, "Oh cheer up, love. You've got a face like a slapped arse."

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Wine up your arse

The state of being too wound up by a minor annoyance.

“Fuck mate, I can’t believe you missed by birthday!”
“Look, I missed the bus. Wine up your arse.”

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