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When you need to stop at a service station or supermarket whilst on the motorway due to an unfortunate case of the shits. It seemed like a good when you decided to have Indian food for dinner last night, but now you have to deal with the squity consequences. When needing a Squit Stop you will unfortunately have to stop at every opportunity to cleanse your bowels. If you do end up with the Squits and are heading on a long journey then it is recommended that you bring multiple pairs of underwear due to the shittyness of the situation.
Chuck: Man, thats the third gas station we've stopped at, are you okay?
Hank: Not good man, I'm sorry but I keep needing to take squit stops. I will always love Del Taco but Del Taco will never love me.
Chuck: Have you get extra pants?
Hank: No, I am gonna have to resort to a Shart Tampon
Chuck: That's grim
Sentence used with frequency in some chats where the AJ of the group starts doing things that should not be
AJ: mommy kins, arabic sandstorm, gay shit. -Someone: Aj, stop
When you shit water splashes up into your asshole
My turd hit the water and the splash hit me before the hatch closed. I gave myself a truck stop enema.
A brief detention dat da police perform on someone walking around town wrapped in just a towel or bath-robe.
One should securely pin his post-showering attire so dat said birthday-suit covering will stay "modestly" closed if he encounters any terry stops.
When men congregate, they tend to debate facts and events such as sports trivia. With the popularity of smartphones, people have immediate access to unlimited information about facts and events, making the traditional mode of male conversation irrelevant. The result is that men have fewer conversations, preferring joint experiences of technology such as playing video games together.
Me and my buddies used to debate which new models had the most horsepower but now someone always just googles it on their mantalk stop-phone and gets the actual numbers so we stopped talking about it.
What every fucking kid uses when they are losing in a 1v1
guy 1: *uses time stop*
guy 2: “wow this kid really needs TS”
When you stop to shoot. Idiot.
I played a stop-shooter today.