butt beans

Canned beans that make the room smell like butt when you open them. These are particularly bad if they are "organic" or "rice and beans" in a can.

Roommate 1:"Hey, why does the kitchen smell like butt?"
Roommate 2: "I just bought these organic beans in can from Oregon, they're progressive... want some?"
Roommate 1: "Why would I eat butt beans?"

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Bean Dust

A thin "dust-like" appearance to leftover poop in the bottom of a toilet still visible after someone has flushed. Typically bean dust is most commonly found in public restrooms where various people of all walks of life take dumps.

OMG! Could somebody tell Tina to be sure and give a second flush so I don't have to see her bean dust in the toilet.

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good beans

bad beans

good beans or bad beans, you'll never know

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Limey Bean

A British Mexican.

"Hey you know Emma Cullen?"
"Yeah That English/British Mexican Chick?!"
"Yeah Shes A Limey Bean"

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bean turd

Yea, it's a mispronunciation of a popular dish called Bean Curd which is usually served in Asian Restaurants.

"what is that, that guy is having" The (obviously new) waitress goes & disturbs the guy to ask... She comes back, kinda stuttering, not 100% sure about what she was just told. "That's BEAN TURD with mushroom sauce"... YES THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED...

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smol bean

A person who is cute and innocent.

Nick is a smol bean.
Summer is a smol bean too!

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smol bean

very annoying human. acts so adorable when they are extremely annoying.

becka: omg a smol bean!!!

me: AH A DISEASE STAY BACK!!!

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