secret code to say “i was molested by my uncle when i was 12 and i pull no bitches”
:wyd?
: in bed with a bad bitch rn
Mark: Do you know what I could go for right now.
Tanner: What?
Mark: A clipped bed
Bed bed refers to when somebody goes to bed and doesn’t wake up, or basically just dies. This can be used to say somebody has died or somebody will die and is most commonly used when somebody is making a joke because of the informality of it but can be used formally.
Example 1, formal:
“My grandma went bed bed last night :(“
“Oh I’m sorry :(“
“Yeah :((“
Example 2, informal:
“I think a Victorian child would go bed bed if they heard modern music haha.”
The action of progressively taking off more and more clothes while in bed due to sweatiness or general discomfort (I'm looking at you socks) until one is usually down to their underwear. Tends to be more awkward at sleepovers.
Dad: "Hey Jimmy, bring up all your laundry before you go to bed"
Jimmy: "I'm gonna end up bed shedding anyways, so I'll just bring it up in the morning"
BEDSQUELCH. 1. (n). The noise emitted when the recipient of a golden shower attempts to rise from the puddle created by the weight they exert on the mattress.
2. (n). A person who sits on a mattress and is then subsequently urinated on. (pl. bedsquelchers).
3. (v). The act of urinating on a person who is sitting on a mattress.(bedsquelched, bedsqueching) (adj. bedsquelchy).
Bedsquelch (bed squelch, bed-squelch)
"Dope BEDSQUELCH bro!"
"Don't go near that sleeping bag, it hasn't been washed since the BEDSQUELCHING"
"Awesome event dude, those BEDSQUELCHERS sure had some fun!"
a cuddling session that takes place in a dirty motel bed where prostitutes may have fornicated
Dylan: "This is trash bed cuddles."
Andrew: "That's called motel room cuddles.. bleh"
A person who lounges in bed, usually with an electronic, a snack, or both. Can be used intermittently with couch potato.
"Dude, Dave's been laying in bed all day, a total bed bean. It's actually kind of concerning at this point."