Car blooding

Where one or more people throw blood on a car and often many at one time and most often by getting a bucket of blood and dumping it over the side of an overpass so that it will fall on the cars passing below. This is often done by people in the wealth reform movement and/or american communist movement and/or anarchist etc. to protest and respresent the blood of the 16,000 people who starve to death somewhere in the world everyday which the people in the developed world are responsible for because it gobbles up a the wealth.

Lets do some car blooding.

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if there's blood, play in the mud

when a woman won't let you have sex with her because she is on her period or when you don't want period blood all over your penis, you have anal sex instead.

Guy: "let me smash that vag"
Girl: "I would let you, but i'm on my period"
Guy: "if there's blood, play in the mud !!!!!"

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Blood On The Dance Floor

A “music” group that fucking sucks. Nothing but wanna be musicians who have no talent

Person 1: hey come listen to blood on the dance floor with me
Person 2: No thanks I’m already gay

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blood sweat and tears

Going through a lot of pain and struggles but still made it through it .

I gave my blood sweat and tears just to make it this far.

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Virgin Princess' Blood

Virgin Princess' Blood (VPB) is also known as printer ink.

Person #1: Can I print one incredibly important document on your printer?
Person #2: No. The ink for my my printer is too expensive as the ink costs more than the dueterium used in nuclear reactors. It's the most expensive liquid on earth.
Person #2: s/earth/universe/
Person #3: It would be more cost effective to use Virgin Princess' Blood, or distilled ambrosia

Blood Belching Vagina

1) A menstruating girl's vagina.
2) Synonym for a stupid person.

Bobby: Dani, why are you being such a bitch lately?
Dani: I can't help it, I have a blood belching vagina!

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cold-blooded fuck

can be used as a noun, or interjection (ie WTCBF) and expresses intense anger or indignance at something that you are not happy about.

Jon: so the new iphone is 20000 dollars....
Rob: What the cold-blooded FUCK?

Annie: HAAA imagine getting a C on a test HAAAAA
Rosie: Shut up, you cold blooded fuck.

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