Bing Bang Bong

the best fricking catchphrase in the world

*bumps in to person*

person: what the hell dude?!
me: Bing Bang Bong my phat shlong.

holy bong rip

When you use holy water for your bong water and take a fat rip.

Did you see Jason take that holy bong rip?

(mtb) mind the bong

When a bong is in a precarious position and you notice this, then announce it to the squad.

Bong is in a Precarious Position Comrade noticed this
Comrade: "hey guys, (mtb) mind the bong"
Bdiddy and Moisty: "ok mate"
Comrade: "Sound"
Moisty minds the bong (mtb)

tennis bong

a home made bong made from a tennis ball!

hey man check out my tennis bong!!

Bong helmet

When one is high and thinking of outrageous ideas.

“Bro imagine an adult-size infant” “Damn this dudes wearing the bong helmet.”

pear bong

when you smoke pears in a bong, often mixed with weed, herbs, or anything else that you can find near by. Usually used/smoked by a group of chavs that have no future and a drug addiction

Chav 1: I'm bored!
Chav 2: Me 2... Wot can we do tho?
Chav 3: ... PEAR BONG!!
they then smoke the dried pears mixed with weed etc. found inside the bong

bong job

When a woman deep throats a bong.

Did you hear about Stacy's first bong job? Daymmmmmmmmm! That girl is lucky she didn't dislocate her jaw!