A first ass man move is one of great wisdom and self-awareness. This generally refers to moves that are unexpected, spontaneous, and perhaps even outright brilliant.
Origin: While this phrase may be of ambiguous origin, this term, for unexplained reasons, is heavily assosiated with the lord and saviour, Jesus Christ himself.
Boy 1: How did you get rid of that clingy chick that keeps stalking you on social media?
Boy 2: I blocked her.
Boy 1: Wow dude...that's a first ass man move, if you ask me.
First-cousin-five-times-removed (1C5R).
My first-cousin-5X-removed is a good person.
No matter what happens y’all will always find a way back to each other. The girl you love the most out of every friendship you’ve had. Sometimes y’all may act like a couple. Un breakable love.
That’s her girl first love forever
My first great-cousin-nibling is a good person.
when someone steals your content so you steal theirs back so its equal and not stealing
pyro: rule 1 of youtube: No one should copy. Its a shameless thing to do and you have no spine......Thats why im stealing this video idea from NFKRZ
*fast forward*
pyro: NFKRZ yoink my thumbnail talking about MrBeast Clones so im just gonna yoink that back ok? Its not stealing if he did it first
What I call homo-sapiens addicted to periuvular abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses by oppourtinity?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1:Perusalize: The First Juvenile Release
A “first kiss retry card” takes away your REAL first kiss because your first kiss wasn’t real love and therefore dubbed a mistake. you only have one “first kiss retry card” so use it wisely.
“fuck it dawg, i’m pulling my first kiss retry card” A “first kiss retry card” takes away your REAL first kiss because your first kiss wasn’t real love and therefore dubbed a mistake. you only have one “first kiss retry card” so use it wisely.