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while you are looking for greeting cards & you have the urge to fart, shart, or poop your pants.
Allison's greeting card flatulence caused her to ditch Papyrus for the can because she sharted herself.
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The act of masturbating in the back yard of the girl you are currently stalking and cumming inside of her fire hose. She doesn't have to see you and you don't have to be staring at her, or a picture of her, to be pulling a joker's card.
That bitch won't talk to me, she won't even look at me! I hope she finds me pulling a joker's card on her ass!
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You're making a purchase over the phone using your credit card. The sales agent asks for your card number. You give the first four digits and pause slightly. Just as you're giving the next four digits, the agent says "Uh-huh," drowning out your second batch of digits. The two of you play "after you, Alphonse" for ten minutes, continually drowning each other out.
Agent: What's your credit card number, please?
You: 1234- (pause)
Agent (simulataneously with your next four numbers): Uh-huh.
You and Agent together: Let's try this again; we're having a credit card conflict.
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The second most powerful thing you can possibly use in defense.
Can only be overruled by an uno skip card which it then goes to the person closest to them that didn’t use the uno reverse card this uno skip card chain can go until someone doesn’t say uno skip card...
John: ur mum gei
You:uno reverse card bitch
John: goes into corner and just cries the day away for the rest of his life
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Jimmy: Your mom gay
Bob: No U
Jimmy: *pulls out uno reverse card*
Bob: *freaking dies*
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A legacy that can reverse any movement a person makes
John: You are so ugly!
Alfie: Pulls out uno reverse card
John:Oh no I'm the ugly one now!
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