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You can have a child and your parents wont be mad about it
Person 1: Wanna have a child?
Person 2: But what if my parents find out..
Person 1: Just say it was on July 10th because that was Have a child day!
A child with few rules and boundaries, allowed to explore the world without correction unless danger is imminent
My free-range child taught herself how to climb a ladder correctly yesterday.
A wrench witch a gardian figure can carry to yeet at a child to make them good
The teacher yeeted the child be good wrentch to make timmy behave in class
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Those who are enabled by capitalism to succeed not by virtue of their talents but by their willingness to follow established systems to get to the top of the food chain. In addition, willingness is not enough to be regarded as the system's favourite child; access to resources and information is essential too.
Basically, these people are considered followers as opposed to pioneers since capitalism doesn't really support creativity and diversity.
Capitalism will always honour its favourite children over those who are truly deserving.
You can be the best and still not win, only capitalism's favourite children win.
Capitalism's favourite children are so out of touch with reality, they think poor people are lazy.
We are all measured up against a white man, that is capitalism's favourite child.
A condition that's developed as a child from too much (unfiltered fame) or not enough attention (neglect) that makes growing into an adult more difficult in the long term due to unevolved expectations or lack of proper guidance.
Person 1: Whatever happened to Shia?
Person 2: Probably got child star syndrome
Someone who thinks they are an only child because of an age separation with their siblings.
Fred: I see George thinks he's an only child.
Barbara: He's an Only Child of this Household.
Fred: What? That's not a thing you idiot.
A terrible syndrome in which one is born after someone, but someone was born after them as well, making them the in between of their siblings. The only known cure is MURDER, and it NEVER fails. Most common symptoms are crying, being easily annoyed, and being tall BUT not as tall as the oldest child. If you have this or know someone who does, call your doctor or therapist IMMEDIATELY.
Person: did you hear about that classmate who went crazy and killed their siblings?
Person 2: Yeah. They had Middle Child Syndrome, it sucks ASS