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When you're poop comes out quickly, but also leaves nothing to wipe.
Dude how did you finish pooping so fast?
I had a clean slider man.
When you're poop comes out quickly, but also leaves nothing to wipe.
Porter: Dude how did you finish pooping so fast?
Yeehahn: I had a clean slider man.
A beer that you drink when cleaning
I will clean the kitchen but first let me grab a cleaning beer.
adjective. There's squeaky clean, there's spotless clean, and then there's McDonald's Bathroom Clean. Refers to the cleanliness of McDonald's bathrooms, which is probably all that Mickey D's is good for...a good place to take a dump.
Hey sailors! All hands on deck! I want this floor looking McDonald's Bathroom Clean!
The type of cleaning you do before your landlord comes over to fix something.
I was gonna Netflix and chill, but there’s water coming from my ceiling so I have to landlord clean tonight instead before he comes over tomorrow.
Post-ejaculation urination.
Sansa: That rape...I mean fuck was...amazing .
Joffrey: My pipes are clean now. I'm going to go clear my mind with my crossbow.
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