buying cigarettes and never coming back

my dad

Dad: *buying cigarettes and never coming back*
Me 12 years later: -_-

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until the donkey come from water

For a very long time.
A Turkish term similar to until the cows come home but it is used with give or get a thrashing.

If you get on with speaking like this, I will give you a thrashing until the donkey come from water.

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first come first served

When someone thinks they can steal your man/ thinks they have a claim on a person. Likes cocky boys

I said first, first come first served LOL

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Kenny, Please Come Over For Gay Sex

A better way to remember the scientific classification of

Kingdom
Phylum
Class
Order
Family
Genus
Species

Fuck "Kings play chess on fine glass surfaces" or "Kids prefer candy over fancy green salad," gay sex is where it's at.

Kenny: "I can't seem to remember the scientific classification."
Jim: "Kenny, please come over for gay sex."
Kenny: "Oh, I get it now! Thanks, gay sex!"

come back attack smack in the back

When one is ready to move forward with an action

"I am ready to come back attack smack in the back that hoe tonight!!"

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Stay down till you come up

To humble your self wait you’re turn in line patiently until it’s your time to shine

First person: “Damn i been rapping for 3 years and I’m still not rich and famous”

Second person: “it’s okay your raw you just gotta have patients and stay down till you come up”. Tune into my songs tho 1.kvon

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Thank you for coming to my ted talk

Phrase used after you say something (generally a longer story) and no one responds, similar to how a ted talk works.

You: *tells a long story about how you dropped your enchilada*
group chat: *doesnt respond”
You: Thank you for coming to my ted talk

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